artemisakashi

stardust-showtime:

today my 13-year-old sister excitedly announced “Christmas is getting closer!”

to which I, being the spoilsport that I am, told her that four months from now really isn’t that close

"well, it’s closer than it was yesterday!"

and I don’t know what possessed me to say this but the first thing that came to mind was “you know what else is closer than it was yesterday? death

she looked so horrified